<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:38:46.185-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Quanta Porcaria</title><subtitle type='html'>Luu.. Te Amo!!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>162</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-117003818118810073</id><published>2007-01-28T23:35:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-01-28T23:36:21.203-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-family: arial;font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;U&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;m &lt;strong&gt;elefante&lt;/strong&gt; e uma &lt;strong&gt;formiga&lt;/strong&gt;  andavam pelo deserto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— O elefante: &lt;strong&gt;bum&lt;/strong&gt;,  &lt;strong&gt;bum&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;bum&lt;/strong&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— A formiguinha:  &lt;strong&gt;pim&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;pim&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;pim&lt;/strong&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— O  elefante: &lt;strong&gt;bum&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;bum&lt;/strong&gt;,  &lt;strong&gt;bum&lt;/strong&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— A formiguinha: &lt;strong&gt;pim&lt;/strong&gt;,  &lt;strong&gt;pim&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;pim&lt;/strong&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uma certa hora, a  &lt;strong&gt;formiga&lt;/strong&gt; dá uma olhada para &lt;strong&gt;trás&lt;/strong&gt;, depois  vira-se para o companheiro e diz:&lt;br /&gt;— &lt;strong&gt;Elefante&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— O  quê?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Dá uma olhada na &lt;strong&gt;poeira&lt;/strong&gt; que nós estamos  levantando!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-117003818118810073?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/117003818118810073/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=117003818118810073&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/117003818118810073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/117003818118810073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2007/01/um-elefante-e-uma-formiga-andavam-pelo.html' title=''/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116917352822010925</id><published>2007-01-18T23:24:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-01-18T23:25:28.243-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;Os namorados estavam no maior amasso, quando finalmente o rapaz consegue enfiar dois dedos na xoxota da namorada, por baixo da saia.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Eis que entra a sogra, avisando que era hora do lanche. Apesar do susto, o casal vai até a cozinha, onde a sogra está fritando bolinhos. Querendo quebrar o gelo, o rapaz elogia:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Que delícia esses bolinhos de bacalhau que a senhora fez!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;A sogra, furiosa, responde:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Vai lavar os dedos, rapaz! Esses bolinhos são de batata!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116917352822010925?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116917352822010925/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116917352822010925&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116917352822010925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116917352822010925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2007/01/os-namorados-estavam-no-maior-amasso.html' title=''/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116891727003437268</id><published>2007-01-16T00:14:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T00:14:30.036-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Reincarnação!</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/303022/tiger_beer_reincarnation.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span size =" 1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/303022/tiger_beer_reincarnation/"&gt;Tiger Beer - 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Destroi!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/251204/mirko_filipovic.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span size =" 1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/251204/mirko_filipovic/"&gt;Mirko Filipovic - video powered by Metacafe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116891656049375752?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116891656049375752/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116891656049375752&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116891656049375752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116891656049375752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2007/01/mirko-crocop.html' title='Mirko Crocop!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116768712538702177</id><published>2007-01-01T18:30:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-01-01T18:32:05.420-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Click na frase pra ver vale a pena!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://fotocomedia.com/staticpages/index.php?page=ilusao-de-otica"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Ilusão de óptica!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116768712538702177?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116768712538702177/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116768712538702177&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116768712538702177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116768712538702177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2007/01/click-na-frase-pra-ver-vale-pena.html' title='Click na frase pra ver vale a pena!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116717767466927651</id><published>2006-12-26T20:57:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T21:01:14.670-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Pense comigo...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; 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font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;Duas loiras conversam no restaurante:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Estou com medo de comer este frango assado, por causa da gripe aviária...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Que bobagem, amiga! Essa doença só tem na Ásia!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Então, essa é justamente a parte que eu mais gosto.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116691714840352607?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116691714840352607/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116691714840352607&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116691714840352607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116691714840352607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/piada-do-dia_23.html' title='Piada do Dia!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116682625748179961</id><published>2006-12-22T19:22:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-22T19:24:17.520-03:00</updated><title type='text'>So pra lembrar!... mt comedia vale a pena!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2X-1aaGf0sw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2X-1aaGf0sw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116682625748179961?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116682625748179961/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116682625748179961&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116682625748179961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116682625748179961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/so-pra-lembrar-mt-comedia-vale-pena.html' title='So pra lembrar!... mt comedia vale a pena!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116674158901216450</id><published>2006-12-21T19:51:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-21T19:53:09.013-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Momento de sabedoria!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Onde quer que vc esteja vc sempre estará lá... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116674158901216450?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116674158901216450/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116674158901216450&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116674158901216450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116674158901216450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/momento-de-sabedoria.html' title='Momento de sabedoria!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116674146967245650</id><published>2006-12-21T19:47:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-21T19:51:09.716-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Alcool no sangue!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5281/3282/1600/942160/0564.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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font-family: arial;"&gt;O português e o brasileiro estavam em um bar até que,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;  na frente de todo mundo, o brasuca provoca o português:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;-Ô Joaquim, qual é o peixe mais saboroso da tua terrinha?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;- É o bacalhau.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;- Então prepara o cu, que lá vai pau!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;Todo mundo riu do português, que ficou puto da cara. Até que, em outro dia, no mesmo bar, também na frente de todos, o português quis se vingar:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;- Brasileiro, qual é o peixe mais gostoso da tua terra?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;- O pirarucu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;- Então prepara o pau, que lá vai cu! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116665549421944985?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116665549421944985/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116665549421944985&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116665549421944985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116665549421944985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/piada-do-dia.html' title='Piada do dia!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116649381075404462</id><published>2006-12-18T23:03:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T23:03:30.770-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Acidentes de automoveis chocantes!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z5_3lgNv9jI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z5_3lgNv9jI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KQ15B1olq-E"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KQ15B1olq-E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116649381075404462?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116649381075404462/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116649381075404462&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116649381075404462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116649381075404462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/acidentes-de-automoveis-chocantes.html' title='Acidentes de automoveis chocantes!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116649309073423754</id><published>2006-12-18T22:50:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T22:51:30.780-03:00</updated><title type='text'>20 coisa q nunca vi!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;   20 Coisas Que eu Nunca Vi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;1. Ex-corno&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;2. Ex-viado&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;3. Filho de prostituta chamado Junior&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;4. Roberto Carlos de bermuda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;5. Genro com retrato de sogra na carteira&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;6. Enterro de anão&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;7. Piloto negro na Fórmula 1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;8. Santo de óculos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;9. Baiana de acarajé ser assaltada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;10. Lombardi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;11. Cabeça de bacalhau&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;12. Gêmeos Negros&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;13. Chester vivo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;14. Entrevistado do Ibope&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;15. Papel higiênico em banheiro público&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;16. Salário durar trinta dias&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;17. Pai de Pai de Santo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;18.. Previsão da Mãe Diná dar certo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;19. Ser fiel até que a morte os separe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;20. Uma japonesa vesga &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116649309073423754?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116649309073423754/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116649309073423754&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116649309073423754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116649309073423754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/20-coisa-q-nunca-vi.html' title='20 coisa q nunca vi!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116632775193055262</id><published>2006-12-17T00:54:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-17T00:55:51.946-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;font&gt;U&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;m sujeito entra no &lt;strong&gt;bar&lt;/strong&gt; e diz para o  dono:&lt;br /&gt;— Eu queria que o senhor me pagasse uma  &lt;strong&gt;bebida&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O dono responde que não com o maior  descaso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Ah! Eu tenho aqui uma coisa &lt;strong&gt;impressionante&lt;/strong&gt; e,  se eu lhe mostrar, você me paga uma bebida?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O homem fica intrigado e pede  que ele mostre. O cliente tira do casaco um &lt;strong&gt;baralho&lt;/strong&gt; com cerca  de 30 cm de tamanho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O barman fica &lt;strong&gt;perplexo&lt;/strong&gt; e, como  nunca tinha visto um jogo de cartas tão grande, resolve pagar uma bebida ao  homem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alguns copos depois, o dono do bar resolve perguntar para o  freguês onde é que ele conseguiu aquele baralho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— É que encontrei um  &lt;strong&gt;gênio&lt;/strong&gt; que concede desejos!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O homem fica empolgado e  pede ao homem que lhe mostre o gênio, para ele poder pedir alguma coisa  também.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O homem dá uma &lt;strong&gt;lâmpada&lt;/strong&gt; ao sujeito, que esfrega  até aparecer o tal gênio, dizendo o seguinte:&lt;br /&gt;— Vou lhe conceder um único  desejo, mas seja rápido porque eu quero dormir de novo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O dono do bar,  sem vacilar, pede a primeira coisa que lhe vem à cabeça:&lt;br /&gt;— Quero um milhão!  Um &lt;strong&gt;milhão&lt;/strong&gt; em notas!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O gênio estala os dedos e, de  repente, o bar fica entulhado de botas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Botas? Eu pedi um milhão em  notas e não em &lt;strong&gt;botas&lt;/strong&gt;! Essa droga de gênio é surdo?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O  homem responde:&lt;br /&gt;— Claro! Ou você acha que alguma vez eu pedi um "baralho" de  30 cm?&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116632775193055262?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116632775193055262/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116632775193055262&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116632775193055262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116632775193055262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/um-sujeito-entra-no-bar-e-diz-para-o.html' title=''/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116622249493843771</id><published>2006-12-15T19:41:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T19:41:34.936-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Nem todas mulheres gostam de dinheiro, só as normais...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116622249493843771?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116622249493843771/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116622249493843771&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622249493843771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622249493843771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/nem-todas-mulheres-gostam-de-dinheiro.html' title='Nem todas mulheres gostam de dinheiro, só as normais...'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116622234769354126</id><published>2006-12-15T19:38:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T19:39:07.693-03:00</updated><title type='text'>A natureza é tão bela!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5281/3282/1600/863773/0187.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5281/3282/400/84274/0187.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116622234769354126?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116622234769354126/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116622234769354126&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622234769354126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622234769354126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/natureza-to-bela.html' title='A natureza é tão bela!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116622228124729277</id><published>2006-12-15T19:36:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T19:38:01.246-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Jogo da Morte!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3iggxT4M3GE"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3iggxT4M3GE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116622228124729277?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116622228124729277/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116622228124729277&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622228124729277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622228124729277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/jogo-da-morte.html' title='Jogo da Morte!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116622215410717716</id><published>2006-12-15T19:32:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T19:35:54.120-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Só uma de Português!</title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;O Manuel foi na segunda-feira a uma loja de sapatos.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Escolheu, escolheu e acabou se decidindo por um par de sapatos pretos. O vendedor entregou o sapato, mas foi logo advertindo-o:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Senhor, estes sapatos costumam apertar os pés nos primeiros cinco dias.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Não tem problema. Eu só vou usá-los no domingo que vem! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116622215410717716?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116622215410717716/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116622215410717716&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622215410717716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116622215410717716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/s-uma-de-portugus.html' title='Só uma de Português!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116597724159021029</id><published>2006-12-12T23:33:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T23:34:01.606-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Uma de Jackass! Mt comedia!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IVzk8QqFn6g"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IVzk8QqFn6g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GIV39y574Co"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GIV39y574Co" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116597724159021029?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116597724159021029/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116597724159021029&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116597724159021029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116597724159021029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/uma-de-jackass-mt-comedia.html' title='Uma de Jackass! 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Mulher galinha!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5281/3282/1600/350803/adulterio.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 397px; height: 295px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5281/3282/320/422919/adulterio.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116597462812974817?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116597462812974817/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116597462812974817&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116597462812974817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116597462812974817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/certas-coisas-nunca-mudam-mulher.html' title='Certas coisas nunca mudam! Mulher galinha!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116586081215743928</id><published>2006-12-11T15:11:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-11T15:13:32.170-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Castigo do Céu!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um rapaz estava em uma cama de hospital. Não tinha braços, pernas e nem orelhas. Era cego de um olho e comia por um tubo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;De repente, passa no corredor uma mulher gostosíssima e o cara berra com as poucas forças que tem:&lt;br /&gt;— Ô gostosa, que tal vir aqui e me fazer um boquete?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O pai, ao ouvir aquilo o repreende e diz:&lt;br /&gt;— Meu filho, não devia dizer estas coisas. Deus castiga!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Ele vai fazer o quê? Me despentear? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116586081215743928?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116586081215743928/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116586081215743928&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116586081215743928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116586081215743928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/castigo-do-cu.html' title='Castigo do Céu!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116571657446766608</id><published>2006-12-09T23:08:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-12-09T23:09:34.486-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Comediagem com EMO.. sacanagem!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;Vale a pena escutar... 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font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;"Mamadeira é um alimento infantil feito com pedaços de  pau."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116526725114088531?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116526725114088531/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116526725114088531&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116526725114088531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116526725114088531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/12/pensamento-inteligente.html' title='Pensamento Inteligente!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116484895424522847</id><published>2006-11-29T22:08:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-29T22:09:14.283-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#0080ff;"   &gt;U&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;m casal de namorados  estava no meio de uma &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;transa louca&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;, realmente  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;mandando&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; ver, quando, de repente, ele pára e pergunta para  ela:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;— Você não tem &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Aids&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;, não é, minha querida?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;— Dá  onde você tirou isso, Flávio? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Claro&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; 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font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:#3366cc;"   &gt;Eleições no  Hospício&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:#000000;"   &gt;Havia no hospício uma  &lt;strong&gt;eleição&lt;/strong&gt; pra eleger o novo &lt;strong&gt;presidente&lt;/strong&gt;. Com a  disputa acirrada pelo cargo, um dos candidatos vai falar com os loucos:&lt;br /&gt;— Se  vocês me elegerem, eu &lt;strong&gt;prometo&lt;/strong&gt; que vou colocar uma   &lt;strong&gt;piscina&lt;/strong&gt; aqui no hospício.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://gfx4.mail.live.com/mail/11.00/updatebeta/i_safe.gif" height="1" width="1" /&gt; Os  "eleitores" adoraram a proposta e no dia da eleição, todos do hospício votaram  no candidato, é claro, pensando na piscina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O candidato foi  &lt;strong&gt;eleito&lt;/strong&gt; e, no dia seguinte, começou a construção da piscina para  os loucos. Em dois meses a obra foi &lt;strong&gt;terminada&lt;/strong&gt; e, na  inauguração, foi aquela  &lt;strong&gt;alegria&lt;/strong&gt;, os loucos pulavam de costas,  de barriga, caíam sentados, etc...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Passados dois anos, época de  &lt;strong&gt;novas&lt;/strong&gt; eleições no hospício, o atual presidente diz aos  loucos:&lt;br /&gt;— Se vocês me &lt;strong&gt;reelegerem&lt;/strong&gt;, eu prometo que vou colocar  água na piscina...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116476540051049529?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116476540051049529/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116476540051049529&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116476540051049529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116476540051049529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/piada-do-dia_116476540051049529.html' title='Piada do Dia!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116471159517888976</id><published>2006-11-28T07:59:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T07:59:55.180-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Video Forte... 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Bandidos Matam policiais a Sague Frio!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116471135374352768</id><published>2006-11-28T07:55:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T07:55:53.743-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Reflita!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;"  &gt; Eu não sou ninguém.                           Ninguém é perfeito. Portanto, sou PERFEITO!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116471135374352768?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116471135374352768/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116471135374352768&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471135374352768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471135374352768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/reflita.html' title='Reflita!!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116471121061290278</id><published>2006-11-28T07:51:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T07:53:30.613-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Crie seu personagem como vc quiser!... click na imagem!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p id="powered-by"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vexatori.de/zib/spstudio.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/skrotoback/imagem-2.jpg" alt="Crie seu personagem!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116471121061290278?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116471121061290278/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116471121061290278&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471121061290278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471121061290278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/crie-seu-personagem-como-vc-quiser.html' title='Crie seu personagem como vc quiser!... click na imagem!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116471091670980746</id><published>2006-11-28T07:48:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T07:48:36.710-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piada do Dia!</title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;Um bêbado pára em frente a uma igreja evangélica&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;, e ouve uma gritaria de 'descarrego'. Pergunta então ao pastor que estava na porta:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- O que está acontecendo aí dentro?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;O pastor responde:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Jesus está operando.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;O bêbado responde:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- E não tem jeito de dar anestesia, não? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116471091670980746?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116471091670980746/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116471091670980746&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471091670980746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471091670980746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/piada-do-dia_28.html' title='Piada do Dia!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116471084586460990</id><published>2006-11-28T07:45:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T07:47:25.866-03:00</updated><title type='text'>EXTRA: Sinal de Vida em Marte!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/ha-vida-em-mars.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/ha-vida-em-mars.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116471084586460990?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116471084586460990/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116471084586460990&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471084586460990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471084586460990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/extra-sinal-de-vida-em-marte.html' title='EXTRA: Sinal de Vida em Marte!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116471072528508862</id><published>2006-11-28T07:43:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T07:45:25.296-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Fruto Proibido!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/fruto_proibido.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/fruto_proibido.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116471072528508862?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116471072528508862/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116471072528508862&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471072528508862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116471072528508862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/fruto-proibido.html' title='Fruto Proibido!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116329138018553022</id><published>2006-11-11T21:28:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-11T21:29:40.186-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Rapidinha!</title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;No funeral, o homem que está dentro do caixão começa a bater e a berrar:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Mariaaaa ... Mariaaaaaa ... abre que eu estou vivo! Socorro!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;E responde a Maria:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Cala-te, Manuel, queres saber mais do que o médico? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116329138018553022?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116329138018553022/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116329138018553022&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116329138018553022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116329138018553022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/rapidinha_11.html' title='Rapidinha!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116329132522181186</id><published>2006-11-11T21:27:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-11T21:28:45.236-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;O bêbado chega já "mamado" na igreja lotada e berra:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Eu sou Jesus! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Todos se viram pra ele e o padre diz horrorizado: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Como assim meu filho...isso é até pecado! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Eu sou Jesus e posso te provar isso!!! - O bêbado berra novamente. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- OK. Então me prove isso. - Diz o padre achando aquilo tudo um absurdo. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;Então o bêbado levou o padre até o barzinho do português. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;Chegando lá o português ao ver o bêbado, grita horrorizado: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- AI JESUS, VOCÊ AQUI DE NOVO!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116329132522181186?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116329132522181186/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116329132522181186&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116329132522181186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116329132522181186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/o-bbado-chega-j-mamado-na-igreja.html' title=''/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116286868919916948</id><published>2006-11-07T00:02:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-07T00:04:49.200-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Sexo em Chinês!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/comoseescrevesexoemjapones.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/comoseescrevesexoemjapones.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116286868919916948?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116286868919916948/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116286868919916948&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286868919916948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286868919916948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/sexo-em-chins.html' title='Sexo em Chinês!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116286851433006017</id><published>2006-11-07T00:01:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-07T00:01:54.333-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piada do Dia!</title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;Na igreja o bêbado entra na fila&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; para receber a hóstia,quando chega a sua vez,o padre manda voltar para o fim da fila, chega a vez do bêbado de novo, o padre manda voltar de novo e pede ao vigário um pedaço de bombril e faz uma hóstia e no momento entrega ao bêbado, o mesmo sai mastigando &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;e no fundo da igreja,pergunta para a irmã: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- O que o Padre está dando pra nós? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- O corpo de cristo! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Sacana, foi logo a mim que ele foi dar o cabelo do saco?! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116286851433006017?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116286851433006017/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116286851433006017&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286851433006017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286851433006017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/piada-do-dia.html' title='Piada do Dia!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116286815841804826</id><published>2006-11-06T23:55:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-06T23:55:58.420-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Rapidinha!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;O bêbado, cambaleando pelo estacionamento, &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;cutucava a porta de cada carro com uma chave. Veio o vigia e lhe perguntou:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Qual é o problema, meu amigo?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Perdi o meu carro...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- E onde foi que você viu seu carro pela última vez?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;- Bem aqui, na pontinha desta chave... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116286815841804826?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116286815841804826/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116286815841804826&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286815841804826'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286815841804826'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/rapidinha.html' title='Rapidinha!!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116286803685140587</id><published>2006-11-06T23:52:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-06T23:54:18.246-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Video conhecido, mas muito comovente... vale a pena!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kc11JCub3EM"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kc11JCub3EM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116286803685140587?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116286803685140587/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116286803685140587&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286803685140587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116286803685140587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/video-conhecido-mas-muito-comovente.html' title='Video conhecido, mas muito comovente... vale a pena!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116260220637739451</id><published>2006-11-03T22:01:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-11-03T22:03:26.396-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Vendo minha havaiana de Pau!! 1 Centavooooooooooo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/imagem.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 401px; height: 324px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/imagem.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116260220637739451?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116260220637739451/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116260220637739451&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116260220637739451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116260220637739451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/11/vendo-minha-havaiana-de-pau-1.html' title='Vendo minha havaiana de Pau!! 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Hermes e Renato!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Dá uma Dura na mamãe!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGuiUuTGvmM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGuiUuTGvmM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116105664227799160?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116105664227799160/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116105664227799160&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116105664227799160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116105664227799160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/esses-kara-eh-foda-hermes-e-renato.html' title='Esses kara eh foda! 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Nunca da mole pra grandão!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/pic12158.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 389px; height: 493px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/pic12158.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116078328354511872?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116078328354511872/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116078328354511872&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116078328354511872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116078328354511872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/aprendi-isso-nunca-da-mole-pra-grando.html' title='Aprendi isso... 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Alucinante!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/09_Perseguicao.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/09_Perseguicao.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116078306255445639?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116078306255445639/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116078306255445639&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116078306255445639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116078306255445639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/fulga-alucinante.html' title='Fulga! 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 504px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/IMAG_edificio_mais_alto_dom.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116070508728415563?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116070508728415563/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116070508728415563&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116070508728415563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116070508728415563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/informao-rapida.html' title='Informação rapida!!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116070466812936346</id><published>2006-10-12T22:56:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-12T22:57:48.130-03:00</updated><title type='text'>oO</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/pib_lula.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/400/pib_lula.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116070466812936346?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116070466812936346/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116070466812936346&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116070466812936346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116070466812936346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/oo.html' title='oO'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116070437672260818</id><published>2006-10-12T22:49:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-12T22:52:56.723-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Cuecão feminino!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://humortadela2.uol.com.br/h/foto/uploaded/IMAGE_amigonaaa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 403px; height: 302px;" src="http://humortadela2.uol.com.br/h/foto/uploaded/IMAGE_amigonaaa.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116070437672260818?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116070437672260818/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116070437672260818&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116070437672260818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116070437672260818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/cueco-feminino.html' title='Cuecão feminino!!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116070416820878381</id><published>2006-10-12T22:47:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-12T22:49:28.220-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Mulher num vale nada mesmo neh? 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font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Dada a predisposição latente que os brasileiros — e principalmente os gaúchos — têm em encher o cu de carne, a &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"&gt;QtPorcaria&lt;/span&gt; decidiu elaborar o que seriam os Dez Mandamentos de um bom Churrasqueiro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para tanto, ouviu o Clodovil, a Roberta Close e várias outras personalidades que conseguem distinguir o prazer de uma boa comida apenas pela grossura da linguiça.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;    &lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;                           Veja só o que saiu:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt;1 -  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Nunca faça um churrasco na casa de um ferreiro, porque lá só tem espeto de pau.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;2 - Nunca coloque a rabada perto da linguiça senão esta fica dura.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt;3 - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Convide várias pessoas com mais de 60 anos, pois todo churrasco que se preze tem de ter pelanca.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt;4 - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Distribua alguns comprimidos de Viagra para aqueles que não têm a linguiça Sadia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;5 - Ofereça coxão duro para os convidados que tiverem problemas de coluna.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;6 - Para as crianças, sirva somente fraldinha.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;7 - Se a picanha ficar muito passada, passe manteiga na chuleta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;8 - Lembre-se que algumas carnes não podem ser assadas nas grelhas de cima e tome um cuidado especial para a maminha não cair.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;9 - Compre algumas caixas de Microvlar, para o caso de faltar pãezinhos.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;10 - Deixe uma conexão com a Internet à disposição dos convidados, pois alguns podem não gostar de carne e preferirem pão com &lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);"&gt;Porcaria&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;11 - Não esqueçam de convidar a gente através do email: festas@qtporcaria.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt;12 - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Mas não eram só dez?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116044880834028871?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116044880834028871/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116044880834028871&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116044880834028871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116044880834028871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/como-preparar-um-churrasco.html' title='Como Preparar um Churrasco!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116043655858371158</id><published>2006-10-09T20:27:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-09T20:29:18.583-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Ilusão de Optica!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5281/3282/1600/Ilusao%20de%20optica.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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font-family: arial;font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt; cara encontra um amigo que está com um grande  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;sorriso&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt; na cara:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;— Então, Zé? Você está  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;contente&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt; por quê? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt; — Pois  então, você sabe que eu vivo ali ao lado da linha do trem. Ontem à noite ia eu  sozinho para casa quando reparei numa garota &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;amarrada&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt; aos  trilhos, como nos filmes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;— Ah, você tá &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;brincando&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;! -  exclamou o amigo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;— Nada, é sério. Eu fui lá e soltei-a e levei-a para  minha casa. Bom, resumindo, faturei a mulher! Fizemos &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;amor a noite  toda&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;: cachorrinho, papai e mamãe, 69, umas vezes por cima, outras por  baixo! Foi demais!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;— Seu sortudo! E aí, vocês não fizeram &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;sexo  oral&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;— Não, não encontrei a cabeça dela. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116026138015887216?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116026138015887216/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116026138015887216&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116026138015887216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116026138015887216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/piada-do-dia.html' title='Piada do Dia!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116009113972781621</id><published>2006-10-05T20:30:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T20:52:08.233-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Dicionário Mulher-Português!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;aliança&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;o.i.e. 1.&lt;/i&gt; Garantia financeira.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:Black;"   &gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;amante&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;f.m.a. 1.&lt;/i&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;Homem que faz tudo aquilo que o marido nunca faz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;amor impossível &lt;/b&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;m.l.h. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Um pretendente pobre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;batom&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;e.s.q. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Poderosa arma feminina que deixa marcas fatais.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;bolsa&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;s.t.a. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Membro essencial no funcionamento do corpo feminino.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;cansaço&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;s.o.s. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Vontade de ficar sozinha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;carteira&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;s.v.e. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Principal órgão masculino.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;certeza&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;p.t.p. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Quase certeza.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;confiança&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;m.s.m. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Ação incompatível com os homens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;dor de cabeça&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;c.e.x. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Falta de vontade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;extravasar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;d.a.r. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Galinhar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;falta de atenção&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;e.l.a. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Falta de presentes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;fracasso&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;e.h. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Perder um homem pra uma mulher mais magra.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;gravidez&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;a.m.r. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Investimento a longo prazo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;minutos&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;m.h.a. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Horas. Principalmente antes de sair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;maquiagem&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;g.t. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Realce da beleza natural e disfarce de feiúra original.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;meia-calça&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;i.n.a. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Camada de acabamento das pernas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;namorado&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;e.u.a. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Desculpa usada para despistar homens indesejados.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;nunca&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;m.o.a. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Por enquanto não...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;pílula&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;r.n.t. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Medicamento usado no momento certo e suspendido no momento oportuno.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;problemas conjugais&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;w.t.c. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Ausência de orgasmo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;satisfação&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;b.l.d. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Verbete desconhecido no dicionário feminino.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;seios&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;t.r.r. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Sinônimo de maçaneta, pois também abrem muitas portas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;talvez&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;p.r.r. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Sim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;terapia de grupo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;c.p.q. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Shopping com as amigas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;valorização&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;f.i.m. 1.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; Flores no dia seguinte.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116009113972781621?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116009113972781621/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116009113972781621&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116009113972781621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116009113972781621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/dicionrio-mulher-portugus.html' title='Dicionário Mulher-Português!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116009080074065777</id><published>2006-10-05T20:26:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T20:26:40.740-03:00</updated><title type='text'>"Depois que morrem, as aves viram almas penadas."</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-116009080074065777?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/116009080074065777/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=116009080074065777&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116009080074065777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/116009080074065777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/10/depois-que-morrem-as-aves-viram-almas.html' title='&quot;Depois que morrem, as aves viram almas penadas.&quot;'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-116009059609132742</id><published>2006-10-05T20:20:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T20:23:16.093-03:00</updated><title type='text'>AGORA VOU VOTAR NAS PUTAS! 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torna o policial.&lt;br /&gt;E eles:&lt;br /&gt;- Sartamo Obanko.&lt;br /&gt;- Matamo Okasha.&lt;br /&gt;- Kontiro Nosako.&lt;br /&gt;- Katamo Osnique.&lt;br /&gt;- Saimo Koreno.&lt;br /&gt;- Fugimo Nakombi.&lt;br /&gt;- Osguarda Pararo.&lt;br /&gt;- Tomamo Noku.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115941292871094671?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115941292871094671/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115941292871094671&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115941292871094671'/><link rel='self' 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dela!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115898103075840357?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115898103075840357/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115898103075840357&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115898103075840357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115898103075840357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/pensamento.html' title='Pensamento!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115898049626485637</id><published>2006-09-23T00:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T00:02:05.053-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Silêncio na Biblioteca!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Quem ainda não conhece os japas muito doido agora é a hora...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;veja q video  mais esgraçado...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;muito show eles!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IjUkS63mfVY"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IjUkS63mfVY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115898049626485637?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115898049626485637/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115898049626485637&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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href="http://humortadela2.uol.com.br/h/foto/uploaded/0121_humornanet_com_et.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://humortadela2.uol.com.br/h/foto/uploaded/0121_humornanet_com_et.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115898005736189092?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115898005736189092/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115898005736189092&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115898005736189092'/><link rel='self' 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wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6iX0uqOEsuo"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6iX0uqOEsuo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZRBpzGRTac"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZRBpzGRTac" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Esse eh o melhor putzz 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115844890795628798</id><published>2006-09-16T20:20:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-16T20:21:47.960-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Coisas q acontecem por ai...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:#3366cc;"   &gt;Máquina&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:#000000;"   &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;color:#0080ff;"  &gt;C&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ientistas testaram em &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Nova  York&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; uma máquina para apanhar &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ladrões&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;. Com um sistema  revolucionário, a invenção apanhou &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;1.500&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; ladrões em apenas  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;5 minutos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Resolveram então levar o aparelho e testá-lo  na China. Resultado: em &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;3 minutos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; apanhou  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;2.000&lt;/strong&gt; ladrões.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Para o próximo teste escolheram a África  do Sul, onde a máquina pegou &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;3.000&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; ladrões em questão de  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;2 minutos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;O último e derradeiro teste foi aqui no  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Brasil&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;. Os cientistas desembarcaram em  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Brasília&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;. Resultado: em &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;1 minuto&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;, roubaram a  máquina! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115844890795628798?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115844890795628798/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115844890795628798&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115844890795628798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115844890795628798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/coisas-q-acontecem-por-ai.html' title='Coisas q acontecem por ai...'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115844881662326805</id><published>2006-09-16T20:18:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-16T20:20:16.640-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piadinha!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#3366cc;"   &gt;&lt;strong&gt;Erro  Geográfico&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#0080ff;"   &gt;A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; mãe chega  para o filho e pergunta:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;— Joãozinho, o que você está estudando?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;—  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Geografia&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;, mamãe.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;— Então me diga: onde fica a  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Inglaterra&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;— Na pagina 83, mãe.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115844881662326805?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115844881662326805/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115844881662326805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115844881662326805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115844881662326805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/piadinha.html' title='Piadinha!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115838001436415840</id><published>2006-09-16T01:13:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-16T01:13:34.363-03:00</updated><title type='text'>É chato ser bonito. Mas é muito mais chato ser feio.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115838001436415840?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115838001436415840/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115838001436415840&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115838001436415840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115838001436415840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/chato-ser-bonito-mas-muito-mais-chato.html' title='É chato ser bonito. Mas é muito mais chato ser feio.'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115837965383634453</id><published>2006-09-16T01:05:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-16T01:09:51.770-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Spider Man 3 (Trailer) - So em Maio de 2007</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:arial;" &gt;Vai estar muito show!! Com &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Venom&lt;/span&gt; na historia!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:arial;" &gt;Fica só na vontade.... por enquanto!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wxyg3mhY9Q8"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wxyg3mhY9Q8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115837965383634453?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115837965383634453/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115837965383634453&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115837965383634453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115837965383634453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/spider-man-3-trailer-so-em-maio-de.html' title='Spider Man 3 (Trailer) - So em Maio de 2007'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115837870082126606</id><published>2006-09-16T00:50:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-16T00:51:40.823-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Foi liberado a clonagem??</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cirilovelosomoraes.com.br/fotos/clone%21.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 431px; height: 327px;" src="http://www.cirilovelosomoraes.com.br/fotos/clone%21.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115837870082126606?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115837870082126606/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115837870082126606&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115837870082126606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115837870082126606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/foi-liberado-clonagem.html' title='Foi liberado a clonagem??'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115837838999252868</id><published>2006-09-16T00:33:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-16T00:46:30.006-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Momento de çabedoria!! oO</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Mulher não vale                           nada, até pobre tem!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115837838999252868?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115837838999252868/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115837838999252868&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115837838999252868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115837838999252868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/momento-de-abedoria-oo.html' title='Momento de çabedoria!! 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Não vai funcionar mesmo... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115819888690326693?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115819888690326693/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115819888690326693&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115819888690326693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115819888690326693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/reflita.html' title='Reflita!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115819880961260480</id><published>2006-09-13T22:50:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T22:57:52.890-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Coisa q podem matar o vei...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Se não matar deixa pelo menos em estado de emergência!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zMHynmfMCUs"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zMHynmfMCUs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kc9dh156rZU"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kc9dh156rZU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1qAIwLGFtPc"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1qAIwLGFtPc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bNNV10tOAI4"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bNNV10tOAI4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mu2A8J2bL_c"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mu2A8J2bL_c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115819880961260480?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115819880961260480/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115819880961260480&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115819880961260480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115819880961260480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/coisa-q-podem-matar-o-vei.html' title='Coisa q podem matar o vei...'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115812149431135483</id><published>2006-09-13T01:23:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T01:24:54.313-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Pensamento do Dia!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Pra que serve                           espingarda de 2 canos? Pra matar dupla sertaneja!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115812149431135483?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115812149431135483/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115812149431135483&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115812149431135483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115812149431135483'/><link 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encontram!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115751896143264726</id><published>2006-09-06T01:59:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T02:02:41.446-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Não bebô mais agua!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:130%;" &gt;Ajudando também na campanha juntos com os amigos do &lt;a href="http://www.besteirasmaisbesteiras.blogspot.com/"&gt;Besteiras e +besteiras! &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Que Merda!&lt;br /&gt;Foi comprovado em pesquisa cientifica, que se você beber mais de&lt;br /&gt;um litro de água por dia, durante um ano, no final do ano, você&lt;br /&gt;terá ingerido mais de 1 quilograma de coliformes fecais que estão&lt;br /&gt;diluídos na água, ou seja, um quilo de merda!!!&lt;br /&gt;Já bebendo cerveja...você não corre esse risco, uma vez que&lt;br /&gt;coliformes fecais não sobrevivem ao processo de produção da&lt;br /&gt;cerveja!!!&lt;br /&gt;Por isso, peço a você que comunique a todos que bebem água, que&lt;br /&gt;essa porra faz mal!!!&lt;br /&gt;Se não quiserem acreditar, dane-se continuem comendomerda!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu, bebedor de cerveja, fiz minha parte e avisei!!!&lt;br /&gt;Quem tiver consciência vai chegar a seguinte conclusão:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;^^^^^^^^^^ \__&lt;br /&gt;@SKOL@ __ '""\\__&lt;br /&gt;__....._____ "______]&lt;br /&gt;"(@)"(@)"""""""""(@)""(@)"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É muito melhor tomar cerveja e falar merda, do que tomar merda e &gt;&gt;&gt;não falar porra nenhuma!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115751896143264726?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115751896143264726/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115751896143264726&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115751896143264726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115751896143264726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NDa5HEKjB9E"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NDa5HEKjB9E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;Q lindo a coisa aki!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i7VUuVJUsJ4"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i7VUuVJUsJ4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115732660315250120?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115732660315250120/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115732660315250120&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732660315250120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732660315250120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/transito-na-india-agora-para-de.html' title='Transito na India agora para de reclamar!!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115732638369703355</id><published>2006-09-03T20:31:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-03T20:33:03.696-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piada!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span class="style12 style10 style7 style2"&gt;Ao ser demitida, a empregadinha, sensual e atraente, resolve tirar todas as suas diferenças com a patroa:&lt;br /&gt;- Você está me mandando embora por inveja ! Sabe que sou muito mais gostosa que você ?&lt;br /&gt;- Quem lhe disse ? - perguntou a patroa.&lt;br /&gt;- Seu marido. E, além do mais, fique sabendo que sou muito melhor do que você na cama...&lt;br /&gt;- Também foi o meu marido quem lhe disse isso ?&lt;br /&gt;- Não... Foi o motorista.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115732638369703355?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115732638369703355/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115732638369703355&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732638369703355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732638369703355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/piada.html' title='Piada!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115732613101561217</id><published>2006-09-03T20:28:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-03T20:28:51.016-03:00</updated><title type='text'>As 50 maiores mentiras do mundo!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;b style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt;01 - Satisfação garantida ou seu dinheiro de volta.&lt;br /&gt;02 - Não nos procure, nós o procuraremos.&lt;br /&gt;03 - Pode deixar que eu te ligo.&lt;br /&gt;04 - Puxa, como você emagreceu!&lt;br /&gt;05 - Fique tranqüilo, vai dar tudo certo!&lt;br /&gt;06 - Quinta-feira, sem falta, o seu carro vai estar  pronto.&lt;br /&gt;07 - Pague a minha parte que depois eu acerto contigo.&lt;br /&gt;08 - Eu só bebo socialmente.&lt;br /&gt;09 - Isso é para o seu próprio bem.&lt;br /&gt;10 - Eu estava passando por aqui e resolvi subir.&lt;br /&gt;11 - Estou te vendendo a preço de custo.&lt;br /&gt;12 - Não vou contar pra ninguém.&lt;br /&gt;13 - Não é pelo dinheiro, é uma questão de princípios.&lt;br /&gt;14 - Somos apenas bons amigos.&lt;br /&gt;15 - Que lindo é o seu bebê.&lt;br /&gt;16 - Pode contar comigo!&lt;br /&gt;17 - Você está cada vez mais jovem.&lt;br /&gt;18 - Eu nem reparei que você usava peruca.&lt;br /&gt;19 - Nunca broxei antes.&lt;br /&gt;20 - Você foi a melhor transa que eu já tive.&lt;br /&gt;21 - Não contém aditivos químicos.&lt;br /&gt;22 - Estou sem troco, leve um chiclete.&lt;br /&gt;23 - Obrigado pelo presente, era exatamente o que eu  estava precisando.&lt;br /&gt;24 - Não se preocupe, essa roupa não vai encolher.&lt;br /&gt;25 - Não se preocupe, essa roupa vai lassear.&lt;br /&gt;26 - Essa roupa é a sua cara.&lt;br /&gt;27 - Eu não pude evitar.&lt;br /&gt;28 - Tudo o que é meu, é seu.&lt;br /&gt;29 - A inflação vai cair.&lt;br /&gt;30 - Eu não sou candidato.&lt;br /&gt;31 - Só vou por a cabecinha.&lt;br /&gt;32 - O trabalho engrandece o homem!&lt;br /&gt;33 - Isso nunca aconteceu comigo.&lt;br /&gt;34 - Isto vai doer mais em mim do que em você&lt;br /&gt;35 - Dinheiro nao traz felicidade&lt;br /&gt;36 - Você sempre foi a única&lt;br /&gt;37 - Pode ir que vou depois&lt;br /&gt;38 - Eu nem estava olhando&lt;br /&gt;39 - Que bom que você já arrumou outra, estou feliz.&lt;br /&gt;40 - A amizade é o que importa.&lt;br /&gt;41 - Juro que não estava sabendo&lt;br /&gt;42 - Não fui eu que contei&lt;br /&gt;43 - Está perfeito!&lt;br /&gt;44 - Esse carro nunca foi batido, só fica na garagem.&lt;br /&gt;45 - Não folga que sou do jiu-jitsu&lt;br /&gt;46 - Eu liguei, mas ninguém atendeu.&lt;br /&gt;47 - Beleza e dinheiro não importam, e sim estar feliz.&lt;br /&gt;48 - Ela era virgem quando a conheci.&lt;br /&gt;49 - Nunca te traí.&lt;br /&gt;50 - Essas mentiras acima, nunca falei.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115732613101561217?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115732613101561217/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115732613101561217&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732613101561217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732613101561217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/as-50-maiores-mentiras-do-mundo.html' title='As 50 maiores mentiras do mundo!!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115732592061660639</id><published>2006-09-03T20:23:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-03T20:25:20.636-03:00</updated><title type='text'>oO</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;"Nunca deixa pra fazer amanhã o que você pode fazer depois de amanhã!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115732592061660639?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115732592061660639/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115732592061660639&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732592061660639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115732592061660639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/oo.html' title='oO'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115716429216629827</id><published>2006-09-01T23:30:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-01T23:31:32.176-03:00</updated><title type='text'>A pergunta ainda não se calou!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Porque peido de baixo do choveiro fede mais???? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115716429216629827?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115716429216629827/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115716429216629827&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115716429216629827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115716429216629827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/09/pergunta-ainda-no-se-calou.html' title='A pergunta ainda não se calou!!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115707836632173515</id><published>2006-08-31T23:39:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-08-31T23:42:14.946-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Minhas Crianças ^^</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://humortadela2.uol.com.br/h/foto/uploaded/IMAGE_festainfantil.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 275px;" src="http://humortadela2.uol.com.br/h/foto/uploaded/IMAGE_festainfantil.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Tão lindosss filhotess!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115707836632173515?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115707836632173515/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115707836632173515&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115707836632173515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115707836632173515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/08/minhas-crianas.html' title='Minhas Crianças ^^'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115707792963638343</id><published>2006-08-31T23:31:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-08-31T23:43:20.990-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Reflita!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;"Se a suas farras (cachaçadas)   estão atrapalhando os seus estudos, deixe os estudos."&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115707792963638343?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115707792963638343/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115707792963638343&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115707792963638343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115707792963638343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/08/reflita.html' title='Reflita!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115707773914417927</id><published>2006-08-31T23:27:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-08-31T23:28:59.156-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Bricadeira acaba em morte!! =/ paia isso!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mrYt-d2-5ZU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mrYt-d2-5ZU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Eh uma fatalidade isso! =/ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tamo ai na atividade!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30576547-115707773914417927?l=qtporcaria.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/feeds/115707773914417927/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30576547&amp;postID=115707773914417927&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115707773914417927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30576547/posts/default/115707773914417927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qtporcaria.blogspot.com/2006/08/bricadeira-acaba-em-morte-paia-isso.html' title='Bricadeira acaba em morte!! =/ paia isso!'/><author><name>Cam"peões"</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04148635520566810900</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30576547.post-115655743565927401</id><published>2006-08-25T22:55:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-09-03T20:42:03.386-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Piadinhas! Pra variar =P</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;O&lt;/span&gt;s pais levam o &lt;strong&gt;menino&lt;/strong&gt; e a  &lt;strong&gt;menina&lt;/strong&gt; para a igreja. Eles se sentam na primeira fila para que  o menino possa apreciar bem a missa, mas ele &lt;strong&gt;adormece&lt;/strong&gt; no meio  do sermão.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O padre percebe, e decide dar um &lt;strong&gt;susto&lt;/strong&gt; no  moleque. Ele faz uma pergunta direta pro garoto:&lt;br /&gt;— Menino, diga  &lt;strong&gt;quem&lt;/strong&gt; criou o céu e a terra?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  A irmã do  guri espeta um alfinete na &lt;strong&gt;bunda&lt;/strong&gt; do menino que acorda assustado  e grita:&lt;br /&gt;— &lt;strong&gt;Meu Deus&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Muito bem, meu filho - diz o  padre. Afinal, a resposta não está errada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas daí a pouco o menino volta  a dormir, e o padre acorda ele outra vez e pergunta:&lt;br /&gt;—  &lt;strong&gt;Responda&lt;/strong&gt; agora, garoto. Quem foi o filho de Maria e  José??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A menina volta a enfiar um &lt;strong&gt;alfinete&lt;/strong&gt; na bunda do  menino, que acorda e diz bem alto:&lt;br /&gt;— &lt;strong&gt;Jesus&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O padre  percebe o que aconteceu, mas não pode dizer nada. A resposta estava correta! Mas  logo depois o menino &lt;strong&gt;cochila&lt;/strong&gt; novamente e o padre pergunta:&lt;br /&gt;—  O que disse &lt;strong&gt;Eva&lt;/strong&gt; para &lt;strong&gt;Adão&lt;/strong&gt; quando eles  acordaram no primeiro dia?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas antes que a irmãzinha pudesse dar-lhe  outra alfinetada, o menino &lt;strong&gt;berra&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;— Se você enfiar esse  negócio no meu bumbum de novo, eu te arrebento!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;O&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; garoto chega da escola e corre para contar a  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;novidade&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; para o seu pai:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;— Papai, hoje a professora pediu  para a gente escrever sobre nossos &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;heróis&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;, nossos  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;exemplos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; de vida e eu escrevi sobre você!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;— É verdade,  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;filho&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;? Nossa... 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